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The T.A.R.D.I.S. Phone is Almost Out Of Minutes

I'm Melanie. I live in Nightvale. Some of my favorite things are: Doctor who, How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Supernatural, Sherlock, Torchwood, Teen Wolf, Hannibal, Homestuck, Nerdfighteria, Marvel, Ouran Host club, Death Note, FruitsBaskets, Attack on Titan, Free, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Vlogbrothers, danisnotonfire, Amazing Phil, MoonShoesPatty, PewDiePie, Tobuscus, Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, Divergent, Hunger Games, Perks Of Being a Wallflower and any book by John Green or James Patterson. I also love Rapunzel, How to train your dragon, Brave, The Rise of The Guardians, and all of those dreamwork/ disney animated movies. Please leave an ask.
posted: 15 hours ago

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist)

posted: 15 hours ago

julianastudillo:

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

i needed this, thank you.

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beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS
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alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead
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